PORN - NATALIE IMBRUGLIA PARODY

NEW: THE LYRICS ARE NOW ON THE VIDEO!!!!

Thanks to Google video we managed to put the lyrics along side the video... Now you too can take part in the Hindley's Hell Hole Karaoke Challenge. Click the little icon that looks remarkably like this

This song was recorded live.

This track documents Spam's own expirences with internet porn, spyware and general dodgy internet parctices. This too us about 15 takes to get it right hence the hollering at the end of the video.I

INCEST FOREVER - LYRICS

On the internet the other nigt,
When I clicked I re-directed to Another Site.
What I saw opened my eyes.

Well the girl on screen must have been sore.
She didn't seem to know, Seem to care,
What her arse is for
Her Sheriff's Badge was red and raw!

He pulled it out, And gave a sigh,
Spat his man-fat in her eye!
And then they carried on,
I guess I'm watching porn,

They're all out of breath,
The sex on screen is real,
The girl is being paid,
And she's not even a whore!

A large thing being pushed,
Into something small,
Her legs are spread, There's no mistaking
I am watching porn,

I won't be up late,
Not now I got Porn!

Well I guess my ISP was right,
I looked at porn, Quite a lot,
In fact every night,

There's spyware on my new hard-drive,
And every day, I get E-mails,
Try'na sell Viagra pills,
There's just so many things,
That I've installed from porn,

I'm all out of space,
And my computer crawls,
And I'd be too ashamed,
to take it into PC World,

They'd see straight away
They would find it all,
They'd scan my hard-drive
all they'd find is lots and lots of porn,

They'd know straight away,
It's because of porn,

Porn!

Every day, I get E-Mails,
Try'na sell Viagra pills,
Oh what's going on?
I can't move for porn,
I'm all out of space,
And my computer crawls,
And I'd be too ashamed
to take it into PC World,

They'd see straight away
They would find it all,
They'd scan my hard-drive
all they'd find is lots
and lots of porn,

I'm all out of space,
And my computer crawls,
And I'd be too ashamed
to take it into PC World,

They'd know straight away,
It's because of porn,

Porn!

RAP:
Your doing ho activities,
With ho tenancies,
Hos are your friends,
Hos are your enemies,
With ho energy to do what they do
And blew whacha blew
And screw whacha screw.

Yall professional like DJ Clue,
pull on my coat tail,
an why do you think you
take a ho to a hotel?
Ho tell everybody,
even the mayor,
Reach up in tha sky
for tha ho-zone layer,

C'mon playa once a ho always,
And hos never close
they open like all days,
An heres a ho cake
for you whole ho crew,
Cus everybody wants some
00:03:58.800
Cus hos gotta eat too!

PORN - CREDITS

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